Hello my name is Kim.... I am fat.... However, there is a greater power that can help me lose this weight forever (step two in the twelve step program)... (and of course with the help of "thinner me") I can do this!
First let me start by saying, I am so sorry that I have been away. I needed to take a hiatus from writing since my life is crazier than a shit house rat!
I have returned from my 2nd Dr. appt. 28lbs lighter. However, I have had terribly ulcer issues so I have not taken my meds in about two weeks. I feel so much better. I am sleeping better as well.
In comes the gym membership. Well, let's just say I narrowed it down to two- 24 hr fitness or PAC Fitness. I have driven by both several times... whoa I am exhausted.... I was going to go with PAC until I just saw the scheduled class hours and they are not very convenient and obviously, I am fat, I am all about convenience! I will share my handi-cap sticker story later! So more to come on that... see this is me procrastinating. There is the boot camp for babes, but I am trying to be her friend on facebook so I won't be able to go to that class..... it will work out.. any hoo
I bought a new shirt... sexy shiny one... hopefully the hubby likes shiny things i know that I do but it usually is 5 karat's and fits nicely on the finger! I am starting to feel more confident in just the clothes I usually wear- there for awhile I was SCREAMING AT THE SEAMS.....PANTS WERE GETTING TIGHT!
Just so you can see "Play Station 3" nightly battle here is a little video that will depict an insight into his nightly battles! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igtb0G_Ia0Q (You may have to copy and paste into your browser!)
I am sure that I can meet this months goal.... 20lbs! I just have to stay focused, drugged, allied up and move forward. I am also doing the ACV (Apple Cider Vinegar) two tsp in the morning and cherries! This is helping with the stomach bloating and really helps!
School has started which means the fall is right around the corner, thank goodness, that is when you can cover back up! Exercise is next... let's see how this goes!
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Dieting.......
So I am now in over a little more that two weeks. Feeling actually, fantastic, however, I have decided that working out with Skinny people is like wearing a bikini in public. I would rather get a root canal or stab my eyes with stake knives. It is true torture.
I did however, get a new work out outfit and it was a whole size smaller, can I get a whoot whoot! I am also considering doing some ZUMBA classes, these in case you have not heard are Latin high impact and highly skilled dance classes, I can see me know out there, going the wrong direction and throwing my hips and whale tail around.... BABY GOT BACK AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERs CAN'T DENY.... I mean the visual alone should get you all to come and join me! The last time some of you might have seen me is when I was in my tank performing the "BELIEVE" tour at Sea World.
Anyway- I am 20lb lighter and have lost my spleen, appendix and gall bladder all thanks to the ALLI method. I will blog again soon, have to remember that we are still in a hold out on the wild frontier with "Playstation 3" so if I come out of it alive I will let you know, the good news is I was told I was the owner of a great little Saloon and Sundries Shop in Nardia Falls!
Til next time... Hello I am Kim and I am still FAT!
I did however, get a new work out outfit and it was a whole size smaller, can I get a whoot whoot! I am also considering doing some ZUMBA classes, these in case you have not heard are Latin high impact and highly skilled dance classes, I can see me know out there, going the wrong direction and throwing my hips and whale tail around.... BABY GOT BACK AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERs CAN'T DENY.... I mean the visual alone should get you all to come and join me! The last time some of you might have seen me is when I was in my tank performing the "BELIEVE" tour at Sea World.
Anyway- I am 20lb lighter and have lost my spleen, appendix and gall bladder all thanks to the ALLI method. I will blog again soon, have to remember that we are still in a hold out on the wild frontier with "Playstation 3" so if I come out of it alive I will let you know, the good news is I was told I was the owner of a great little Saloon and Sundries Shop in Nardia Falls!
Til next time... Hello I am Kim and I am still FAT!
Monday, July 26, 2010
"FISH ARE FRIENDS... NOT FOOD"
Well, what a weekend. Had a great Saturday with the Family, went for Mexican Food after my sons game, did pretty good, didn't eat the entire bowl of chips and hot sauce, wanted to, but contained myself! Went home cleaned the CASA. I was a little irritable with the medicines, so when we arrived at home we all split up.
After another wild night on the range- "Playstation 3" now full with his Mexican Food, needed some rest. Down he goes. The kiddo's wanted to play with the neighbor kids, so I let them, I sat on my couch, and put on... what else..... Bravo TV! I am absolutely obsessed with that channel! As I was sitting there, I saw out of the corner of my eye, a large hairy object on the base board, I thought OMG is that a mouse? I cautiously jump up on the couch, like Tom Cruise did when he was declaring his love for Katie, and scream, "One of the Varmint has escaped your game and is running through our living room", HELP.... OMG... It is a Rat.... or something like that. WTF... MY ALLI kicks in... Now I am thinking, I don't ask for much, but whatever is under my love seat, if it could just stay there so that I can dart past it quickly to my bedroom so I can go implode, I would be forever grateful. I am even pleading with the varmint personally, as if he would respond! I am telling the damn thing, just stay there, I will not hurt you, I come in peace. Where is the FUCKING cat, I mean I have two cats that my brother needed me to watch, I have fallen very fondly for one of them, and I am now begging it to come rescue me. ASHLEY.... ASHLEY....my son comes running downstairs, what is it? I think there is a mouse under the love seat, he/she however, is the size of a small Chihuahua. What are we going to do. He said... I will look, he lays his precious, naive self on the floor, and says, is there white mice? I said, yes, he said the color of Tucker and Ty (our Pugs)? I said that is fawn? Then it hits me.... there are no Fawn mice, I mean unless some sick bastard has started breeding mice, and has hybrid them... I get down, as if I was never afraid, look and get closer... SON OF A GUN... IT WAS THE LARGEST COLLECTION OF DOG HAIR YOU HAVE EVER SEEN! THESE NASTY ASS PUGS, SHED SO MUCH THAT THEY HAVE A TUMBLEWEED OF HAIR THAT IS FREE FLOATING THROUGH MY LIVING ROOM! When I cut the ceiling fan on it must have given this large mass a little push and hence the movement. Now I am pissed, that my floors are so nasty and I have to lose another major organ so I don't have time to worry about it, off to the- what I know refer to as the "Sanctuary".
Man, Adipex, or as I have now renamed it thanks to a co-worker who mis-understood me "THINNER ME", has started to settle, I am not as irritable and my headaches have stopped- time to clean the "PIG STY" and that is not a reference to me and my home, just a reference to the nasty house!
I have been thinking more about the "WHALE TAILS" and what happened to make us get this size. I wish I would have gotten some names and info from those ladies, I mean I can only assume as most of our names do end in amu, for instance... KIMU, SHAMU, HAMU.....any way, I digress. Oh, but I would like to say, there are a lot of "thin" people who we "WHALE TAILS" see as no where near heavy. We would like to call you- "lunch"..oops I mean "MINNOWS", it reminds me of FINDING NEMO.... "FISH ARE FRIENDS... NOT FOOD", we love you all but until you have to shop in the sizes with a W behind the number, we don't care!
Speaking of which, WTF is up with WAL-FART and TARGET, seriously do you have to put a TIGGER, POOH BEAR, TWEETY BIRD on on the fat people's clothes. THERE IS NOTHING CUTE TO ANYONE ABOUT A LIFE SIZE TWEETY BIRD OR TIGGER! Infants wear this! NOT 20-60 YEAR OLD WOMEN. And mind you, I have a Mickey shirt from Disney, but I sleep in it! No one and let me repeat.... NO ONE... THINKS A 300 LB TWEETY BIRD IS CUTE- TWEETY IS TINY AND HAS A SPEECH IMPETAMENT! IT IS SCARY AND REALLY DANGEROUS! GUNS ARE LEGAL IN TEXAS, SOMEONE MY SHOOT YOU IN JUST SHEAR FEAR or EVEN WORST, THEY WILL CALL THE GAME WARDEN, YOU KNOW HOW HE CAN BE! The upside is this is good birth control! By the way, the W does not stand for Women's it stands for WIDE!
Whoo, glad I got that off my chest, so see, I am so much less irritable! So I am down 10lbs and really am starting to feel like I can handle the "Thinner ME" know I have to explore this "TOPAMAX" hmmm..... details to come on that!
SASSY WATER recipe: Take a Gallon of water add mint, ginger, cucumber and lemon. Let it sit over night and then choke it down the next day. It actually helps you release water weight and lose bloating up to 5lbs easy!
After another wild night on the range- "Playstation 3" now full with his Mexican Food, needed some rest. Down he goes. The kiddo's wanted to play with the neighbor kids, so I let them, I sat on my couch, and put on... what else..... Bravo TV! I am absolutely obsessed with that channel! As I was sitting there, I saw out of the corner of my eye, a large hairy object on the base board, I thought OMG is that a mouse? I cautiously jump up on the couch, like Tom Cruise did when he was declaring his love for Katie, and scream, "One of the Varmint has escaped your game and is running through our living room", HELP.... OMG... It is a Rat.... or something like that. WTF... MY ALLI kicks in... Now I am thinking, I don't ask for much, but whatever is under my love seat, if it could just stay there so that I can dart past it quickly to my bedroom so I can go implode, I would be forever grateful. I am even pleading with the varmint personally, as if he would respond! I am telling the damn thing, just stay there, I will not hurt you, I come in peace. Where is the FUCKING cat, I mean I have two cats that my brother needed me to watch, I have fallen very fondly for one of them, and I am now begging it to come rescue me. ASHLEY.... ASHLEY....my son comes running downstairs, what is it? I think there is a mouse under the love seat, he/she however, is the size of a small Chihuahua. What are we going to do. He said... I will look, he lays his precious, naive self on the floor, and says, is there white mice? I said, yes, he said the color of Tucker and Ty (our Pugs)? I said that is fawn? Then it hits me.... there are no Fawn mice, I mean unless some sick bastard has started breeding mice, and has hybrid them... I get down, as if I was never afraid, look and get closer... SON OF A GUN... IT WAS THE LARGEST COLLECTION OF DOG HAIR YOU HAVE EVER SEEN! THESE NASTY ASS PUGS, SHED SO MUCH THAT THEY HAVE A TUMBLEWEED OF HAIR THAT IS FREE FLOATING THROUGH MY LIVING ROOM! When I cut the ceiling fan on it must have given this large mass a little push and hence the movement. Now I am pissed, that my floors are so nasty and I have to lose another major organ so I don't have time to worry about it, off to the- what I know refer to as the "Sanctuary".
Man, Adipex, or as I have now renamed it thanks to a co-worker who mis-understood me "THINNER ME", has started to settle, I am not as irritable and my headaches have stopped- time to clean the "PIG STY" and that is not a reference to me and my home, just a reference to the nasty house!
I have been thinking more about the "WHALE TAILS" and what happened to make us get this size. I wish I would have gotten some names and info from those ladies, I mean I can only assume as most of our names do end in amu, for instance... KIMU, SHAMU, HAMU.....any way, I digress. Oh, but I would like to say, there are a lot of "thin" people who we "WHALE TAILS" see as no where near heavy. We would like to call you- "lunch"..oops I mean "MINNOWS", it reminds me of FINDING NEMO.... "FISH ARE FRIENDS... NOT FOOD", we love you all but until you have to shop in the sizes with a W behind the number, we don't care!
Speaking of which, WTF is up with WAL-FART and TARGET, seriously do you have to put a TIGGER, POOH BEAR, TWEETY BIRD on on the fat people's clothes. THERE IS NOTHING CUTE TO ANYONE ABOUT A LIFE SIZE TWEETY BIRD OR TIGGER! Infants wear this! NOT 20-60 YEAR OLD WOMEN. And mind you, I have a Mickey shirt from Disney, but I sleep in it! No one and let me repeat.... NO ONE... THINKS A 300 LB TWEETY BIRD IS CUTE- TWEETY IS TINY AND HAS A SPEECH IMPETAMENT! IT IS SCARY AND REALLY DANGEROUS! GUNS ARE LEGAL IN TEXAS, SOMEONE MY SHOOT YOU IN JUST SHEAR FEAR or EVEN WORST, THEY WILL CALL THE GAME WARDEN, YOU KNOW HOW HE CAN BE! The upside is this is good birth control! By the way, the W does not stand for Women's it stands for WIDE!
Whoo, glad I got that off my chest, so see, I am so much less irritable! So I am down 10lbs and really am starting to feel like I can handle the "Thinner ME" know I have to explore this "TOPAMAX" hmmm..... details to come on that!
SASSY WATER recipe: Take a Gallon of water add mint, ginger, cucumber and lemon. Let it sit over night and then choke it down the next day. It actually helps you release water weight and lose bloating up to 5lbs easy!
Friday, July 23, 2010
Alli.... decieving name for a terrorist
So here it is, what day 3? And I started my meds last night. Let's just say, I am a little hazey on what exactly happened from 5pm-6am! So I cannot be held accountable.
Adipex..aka (Phentermine)...aka(SPEED)... Never take this medicine past 6:00am or you will not sleep! I did however, have on hand, Ambien...so this plus the speed helped me tremendously! I had the fastest dreams known to mankind! I literally out ran a tornado and told it to suck it as it wound down!
I worked out for 45 minutes of course this was at a rapid speed in which, I told the aerobics tape, suck it, look at me, this is easy......I can barely move this morning, wtf ever! I thought I was THE HULK last night, I might want to go check and make sure nobody got hurt during my ADIPEX high!
Alli....we will get back to this (all I am saying is it is not a good name for this terrorist, it should be I'LL MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS).
Hydrochloride water pills....So as I am out-running the tornado, I could have sworn I popped a squat and continued my effortless race!
Now back to this ALLI.. The webster definition of ally is :To place in a friendly association, as by treaty: Italy allied itself with Germany during World War II.
2. To unite or connect in a personal relationship, as in friendship or marriage.
v.intr.
To enter into an alliance: Several tribes allied to fend off the invaders.
n. pl. al·lies
1. One that is allied with another, especially by treaty: entered the war as an ally of France.
2. One in helpful association with another: legislators who are allies on most issues. See Synonyms at partner.
Now I know the spelling is different, but let me just say. Alli is not your friend, it is a terroristic attack on your inner body in which you have no control over. It does warn of greasy stools, stomach pains etc. You get the idea. What it does not let you know is the severity of these symptoms. I took my alli prior to dinner last night. I ate, what I thought was a fairly good meal, 1 breast chicken, a cup of broccoli, 1 cup of grapes and a piece of whole wheat bread. Somewhere between, my favorite re-run of Real Housewives of New Jersey and OMG I think I just lost my spleen. I realized, being SKINNY IS A BITCH! And SKINNY CAN SUCK IT TOO! What happened to my body was a violation, sweat was beading off of my forhead, I had braced both the walls in my small closet toilet that sits inside my bathroom, I held on for dear life. I know I managed to get in that "Dear God if you please let me survive this, I will change my ways, I will never ask for anything again", prayer but after that I am not sure what went on, I might have blacked out for just a minute. I thought about calling 911 but they would just send that rent a cop Sheriff and he would fuck up where I was located and by that time I would be looking at most of my major organs in the toilet. I live in somewhat of a country area and we have a typical small town sheriff that "patrols" the area, he weighs like 500lbs, and he needs to be on my plan as well... maybe I will call him! Anyway, I digress, after this clear violation on my inner and outer body, I took a shower, mind you I am amped up on Adipex so I am whirling through this shower like a fucking tsunami! I have kids coming down wanting me to act like a mom, and of course there is "Playstation 3" on his journey through the wild frontier. Holy hell, what have I gotten myself into. Woke up this morning, stepped on the scale, because I am a glutton for punishment.... 3lbs, that can't be right? Stepped on it again, 3lbs! I can't believe my spleen weighed that much! So here it is day three and I am down 3lbs and a spleen. Small price to pay to be SKINNY!
Now, what is your spleen for? I might need to call and check with the Dr. if that is a major organ, I could be in trouble!
Adipex..aka (Phentermine)...aka(SPEED)... Never take this medicine past 6:00am or you will not sleep! I did however, have on hand, Ambien...so this plus the speed helped me tremendously! I had the fastest dreams known to mankind! I literally out ran a tornado and told it to suck it as it wound down!
I worked out for 45 minutes of course this was at a rapid speed in which, I told the aerobics tape, suck it, look at me, this is easy......I can barely move this morning, wtf ever! I thought I was THE HULK last night, I might want to go check and make sure nobody got hurt during my ADIPEX high!
Alli....we will get back to this (all I am saying is it is not a good name for this terrorist, it should be I'LL MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS).
Hydrochloride water pills....So as I am out-running the tornado, I could have sworn I popped a squat and continued my effortless race!
Now back to this ALLI.. The webster definition of ally is :To place in a friendly association, as by treaty: Italy allied itself with Germany during World War II.
2. To unite or connect in a personal relationship, as in friendship or marriage.
v.intr.
To enter into an alliance: Several tribes allied to fend off the invaders.
n. pl. al·lies
1. One that is allied with another, especially by treaty: entered the war as an ally of France.
2. One in helpful association with another: legislators who are allies on most issues. See Synonyms at partner.
Now I know the spelling is different, but let me just say. Alli is not your friend, it is a terroristic attack on your inner body in which you have no control over. It does warn of greasy stools, stomach pains etc. You get the idea. What it does not let you know is the severity of these symptoms. I took my alli prior to dinner last night. I ate, what I thought was a fairly good meal, 1 breast chicken, a cup of broccoli, 1 cup of grapes and a piece of whole wheat bread. Somewhere between, my favorite re-run of Real Housewives of New Jersey and OMG I think I just lost my spleen. I realized, being SKINNY IS A BITCH! And SKINNY CAN SUCK IT TOO! What happened to my body was a violation, sweat was beading off of my forhead, I had braced both the walls in my small closet toilet that sits inside my bathroom, I held on for dear life. I know I managed to get in that "Dear God if you please let me survive this, I will change my ways, I will never ask for anything again", prayer but after that I am not sure what went on, I might have blacked out for just a minute. I thought about calling 911 but they would just send that rent a cop Sheriff and he would fuck up where I was located and by that time I would be looking at most of my major organs in the toilet. I live in somewhat of a country area and we have a typical small town sheriff that "patrols" the area, he weighs like 500lbs, and he needs to be on my plan as well... maybe I will call him! Anyway, I digress, after this clear violation on my inner and outer body, I took a shower, mind you I am amped up on Adipex so I am whirling through this shower like a fucking tsunami! I have kids coming down wanting me to act like a mom, and of course there is "Playstation 3" on his journey through the wild frontier. Holy hell, what have I gotten myself into. Woke up this morning, stepped on the scale, because I am a glutton for punishment.... 3lbs, that can't be right? Stepped on it again, 3lbs! I can't believe my spleen weighed that much! So here it is day three and I am down 3lbs and a spleen. Small price to pay to be SKINNY!
Now, what is your spleen for? I might need to call and check with the Dr. if that is a major organ, I could be in trouble!
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Dr. Garza
Sue A Demille Medical Center is a beautiful place. There are all kinds of Dr.'s in this facility. When I entered the front doors on my way to my "FAT DOC", I encountered a mom and her daughter. They were debating on taking the stairs to the 4th floor. Mom was fit and rearing to go. The daughter who was around 13 was very heavy. She was almost in tears at the thought. At that moment, her mother began to tell her, and I quote- "We are hear because of you, we are hear because you are too lazy to climb stairs and you eat like a pig" "You better suck it up and go with me up the stairs, or you will always be fat and gross". "It is embarrassing, to me, your dad and your brother and sisters". The little girl began to cry, the mom marches through the stairwell, I am standing at the elevator and I was waiting to see what she would do. She got on the elevator with me. Pushed the 4th floor button. This little girl had the look of someone that had just been seen at the school pep rally naked. She was crying but not sobbing. As we got on the elevator, she mumbled, "And I am hear because of you, psycho". I smiled and kinda laughed. She smiled back. I told her that parents don't always get it, we sometimes mess up and don't realize what we say can hurt. She nodded. I get into the waiting room and her mom is already there, she is hot! They go to one side of the room and I found a comfy couch to lounge on until I was called. There were about 6 women in the waiting room, two had gastric bypass, one had the gastric glove (Let's just say, she had a long braid to the side and all I thought was, I didn't know Plano had a Polygamy ranch) , and one was checking in tomorrow for the Lap Band Procedure. Then there was me and this little 13 year old. Her mom said she was going to the skin care facility and would be back. The little girl moved closer to me. We cut up and laughed, talked about school, work, the other women joined in and told us their surgery processes and weight loss success. I was in awe! Then they said it.... those words in which I say to every person that is smaller than me.... "Why are you here"? You are not big enough for the surgery. I gulped, what? I felt kinda bad for them, these ladies now needed eye surgery as well, I told them at least Lasik is cheaper. I told them my true weight, out loud, they seemed shocked, then in the next breath as I continued to berate my body, the little 13 year old said, I think you are Beautiful, just the way you are. I wish I looked like you. I hugged her and said be better, I was not always this size, I was so much smaller and I was not near as angry, sad or hurt. I was confident, proud and strong. I told her it had nothing to do with my weight, it had to do with how people treated me when I was thin vs. now. And while, it is not horrible, it is different. She looked at me and said, I know, my own family treats me that way. She is getting the surgery next week. I told her that I would pray for her and that I couldn't imagine her being any better than she was right now, but I bet she will be so much happier. All I wanted to do was kick her mom's ass the entire time we talked, hell I could of gotten the whale tale together that was there and we could of sat on the bitch! God Bless that Child! Anyway.... KIM JONES.... Kim Jones, Here! The nurse is really cool looking already!
In comes Tonya, hey pretty lady, let's get on that scale................Really? Can I go back and feel sorry for myself with the other Shamu's? Lost 5lbs since last Dr. Appt. That was the good news, Tonya proceeded to tell me she would not let me feel sorry for myself or be to hard on myself, down is the plan and as long as the scale keeps going down we are on our way! COOL, no argument here. Then she takes me to Dr. Garza's examining room, blood pressure-check- metabolism test- check- blood work- check- Skinny, most beautiful woman ever walks into the room - check.
She is gorgeous, fit and has the best boobs ever! Great, how is this woman ever going to understand what I am going through? "Hello, let's get this weight off. Here is your customized diet plan, your prescriptions, your work out regime and all the nutritional information you will need. I will get you a B12 shot ordered weekly for energy. If you could do it on your own you would not be here, I have one goal in mind what is your goal? How much do you want to weigh"?
Did someone tell her about my ADD? She is moving at my kind of speed! I would like to weigh XX0 lbs! Okay that is doable. I would like to lose 66lbs by Christmas.... Here is what I think your goal should be.... 110lbs by August. "Here is your samples, here is your plan and I will see you next month. I expect you to have lost at least 12lbs by the next visit, call me anytime or email Tonya if you need support or are not seeing results".
WTF...... She is no longer the "FAT DOC" she is Officially "Dr. G", she ROCKS. I will fill you in once I read through everything and check out the meds she gave me, tomorrow!
Oh and I told the mom of the little girl on my way out that she had a great daughter, beautiful and very funny. She should be so proud. She just looked at me! ;)
In comes Tonya, hey pretty lady, let's get on that scale................Really? Can I go back and feel sorry for myself with the other Shamu's? Lost 5lbs since last Dr. Appt. That was the good news, Tonya proceeded to tell me she would not let me feel sorry for myself or be to hard on myself, down is the plan and as long as the scale keeps going down we are on our way! COOL, no argument here. Then she takes me to Dr. Garza's examining room, blood pressure-check- metabolism test- check- blood work- check- Skinny, most beautiful woman ever walks into the room - check.
She is gorgeous, fit and has the best boobs ever! Great, how is this woman ever going to understand what I am going through? "Hello, let's get this weight off. Here is your customized diet plan, your prescriptions, your work out regime and all the nutritional information you will need. I will get you a B12 shot ordered weekly for energy. If you could do it on your own you would not be here, I have one goal in mind what is your goal? How much do you want to weigh"?
Did someone tell her about my ADD? She is moving at my kind of speed! I would like to weigh XX0 lbs! Okay that is doable. I would like to lose 66lbs by Christmas.... Here is what I think your goal should be.... 110lbs by August. "Here is your samples, here is your plan and I will see you next month. I expect you to have lost at least 12lbs by the next visit, call me anytime or email Tonya if you need support or are not seeing results".
WTF...... She is no longer the "FAT DOC" she is Officially "Dr. G", she ROCKS. I will fill you in once I read through everything and check out the meds she gave me, tomorrow!
Oh and I told the mom of the little girl on my way out that she had a great daughter, beautiful and very funny. She should be so proud. She just looked at me! ;)
Reality Check!
So as I ran home last night to get my son to his baseball practice; they had not made it home yet from Camp. My hubby- who I will refer to as "Playstation 3", was resting his perfect little head. I don't blame him he had been up all night in the battle of his life. His horse in "Red Dead Redemption" had taken a tragic leap off of NARDIAL Falls, and he had to fight a gang in their hideout. He was super duper busy! Bless his heart, the good news is he told me that he was able to wrangle up another horse and he caught three wolfs and a couple of bobcats... do you know how much the fur and meat is worth on those varmint? So while he is in blissful sleep, I sweep the living room, wash the dishes that were in the sink and feed the animals. Then it happened....it was a soft whisper at first but then it became increasingly louder, the DOUBLE STUFFED OREO Cookies, clearly wanted out of their packaging and into some nice cold milk! I have to have at least a row, I cannot eat just one or two....back away... back away... DING DONG! Hey mom! Saved by the kiddos... Are those for us?... Why yes they are! ENJOY......
Hello my name is KIM and I am still FAT... However, I resisted the urge to eat a package of DOUBLE STUFFED OREO COOKIES...... ONE DAY SOBER! WHOOO!
I meet with the "FAT DOC" at lunch today... Another save! I was so happy there were 4 cars in line at DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS this morning. ANOTHER SAVE! Then there is the reality check, this is going to be a life changing alteration! I am going to have to be aware and fight the urge to eat crap pretty much all of the time! I can do it. Saw my perky BOOT CAMP instructor, there she was just perky and happy! I don't hate her, I loathe her and her perky emails. I told her I would sign up for the next session. I am just a glutton for punishment! I will post the outcome of the "FAT DOC" and let you know how that goes. All I know is in my very near future, is HGC Shots, Phentermine, ALLI, SASSY WATER, ACAI CLEANSE AND B12 Shots. I will share all of these recipes and instructions from the Dr. that way if you want to try anything just let me know!
Hello my name is KIM and I am still FAT... However, I resisted the urge to eat a package of DOUBLE STUFFED OREO COOKIES...... ONE DAY SOBER! WHOOO!
I meet with the "FAT DOC" at lunch today... Another save! I was so happy there were 4 cars in line at DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS this morning. ANOTHER SAVE! Then there is the reality check, this is going to be a life changing alteration! I am going to have to be aware and fight the urge to eat crap pretty much all of the time! I can do it. Saw my perky BOOT CAMP instructor, there she was just perky and happy! I don't hate her, I loathe her and her perky emails. I told her I would sign up for the next session. I am just a glutton for punishment! I will post the outcome of the "FAT DOC" and let you know how that goes. All I know is in my very near future, is HGC Shots, Phentermine, ALLI, SASSY WATER, ACAI CLEANSE AND B12 Shots. I will share all of these recipes and instructions from the Dr. that way if you want to try anything just let me know!
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Step 1- Let the Games Begin
So today is the day.... I am going to lose 66lbs by Christmas! Yes you heard me, 66lbs by Christmas. I have come to the conclusion that being Skinny is the most important thing in the world. Well, besides the two little bastards that did this to me (if you know me you know my kids are my world), it is the third most important thing in the world. Okay, maybe the BIG GUY upstairs gets ahead of being skinny- but that is it only those three things! I never thought in a million years I would go from a size 5 to a size 18! Yes this is somewhat like a 12 step program.
HELLO... MY NAME IS KIM... AND I AM FAT! I am a size 18 and XXL shirts. I am XX2 lbs (you really didn't think I would give you my weight)? I am only on the first step so back off!
I don't really know how I got here. I know that 2 years ago I was about 60lbs lighter. Maybe the death of my father, changing jobs and a new house, had something to do with it. I am not making excuses, I am just saying there is nothing like a bowl of ice cream and hot fudge dripping off of it, to make me perk up! I am excited about this journey and by blogging, I feel as though I may have a few people that can relate or just enjoy my misery!
Tomorrow, I meet with the "FAT DOC". I would like to just slap a band around the ole stomach and move on, but I feel like surgery should be a last resort. So, instead I am going to subject my body to pills, cleansings and starvation to get this done. Oh and then there is the exercise..... Holy hell, why am I doing this? I am 5'11 no one can tell really how big I am.... Sorry got off track for a moment! By the way, not to stay off track but do you have FACEBOOK Accounts? I mean really how the Fuck do these RedNecks- that got their GED's and work at the local Nursing home cleaning up old people's shitty diapers go on so many freaking trips? Jez luis, I mean seriously, and really you are so happy in your trailer with Bobby that you started dating when you were 16 and you have little Bobby Sue that is 15? You are happy? Really? Sorry.......nobody posts anything real on that damn site.... it is too freaking perky for my ass! DAY 1... This is me on a diet. I want to be that nice sweet person, but with out my daily KIT KAT at 2:00- it ain't happening! Positive, stay positive...You can do this.
Anyway. Tomorrow, I start the wonderful, phentermine/Alli concotion. More detail on that to come, let's just say- I will be taking the fastest poo's in the world! Until then... Hello, My name is KIM and I am still FAT!
HELLO... MY NAME IS KIM... AND I AM FAT! I am a size 18 and XXL shirts. I am XX2 lbs (you really didn't think I would give you my weight)? I am only on the first step so back off!
I don't really know how I got here. I know that 2 years ago I was about 60lbs lighter. Maybe the death of my father, changing jobs and a new house, had something to do with it. I am not making excuses, I am just saying there is nothing like a bowl of ice cream and hot fudge dripping off of it, to make me perk up! I am excited about this journey and by blogging, I feel as though I may have a few people that can relate or just enjoy my misery!
Tomorrow, I meet with the "FAT DOC". I would like to just slap a band around the ole stomach and move on, but I feel like surgery should be a last resort. So, instead I am going to subject my body to pills, cleansings and starvation to get this done. Oh and then there is the exercise..... Holy hell, why am I doing this? I am 5'11 no one can tell really how big I am.... Sorry got off track for a moment! By the way, not to stay off track but do you have FACEBOOK Accounts? I mean really how the Fuck do these RedNecks- that got their GED's and work at the local Nursing home cleaning up old people's shitty diapers go on so many freaking trips? Jez luis, I mean seriously, and really you are so happy in your trailer with Bobby that you started dating when you were 16 and you have little Bobby Sue that is 15? You are happy? Really? Sorry.......nobody posts anything real on that damn site.... it is too freaking perky for my ass! DAY 1... This is me on a diet. I want to be that nice sweet person, but with out my daily KIT KAT at 2:00- it ain't happening! Positive, stay positive...You can do this.
Anyway. Tomorrow, I start the wonderful, phentermine/Alli concotion. More detail on that to come, let's just say- I will be taking the fastest poo's in the world! Until then... Hello, My name is KIM and I am still FAT!
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